Left is right.
Up is down.
Over is under.
East is west.
No, it's not "Opposite Day" in Middle School. It's not a "Month of Sundays", either.
It IS, however, what's rattling around inside President Donald Jessica Trump's big, hollow, head.
And the entire planet is having to suffer through it.
Why? The answer's very simple, because, well, it originates with our Simpleton-In-Chief Donald Jessica Trump: THAT'S HOW I DEMAND THINGS TO BE. PERIOD. Doesn't matter that I'm 74 years old. My health is failing. I eat anything around that doesn't move, but is still alive. None of that matters.
WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Down the Rabbit Hole,
...and into the Upside Down.
