Take A Selfie!
(Sung to the tune, "Deck The Halls!")
Take a Selfie while your driving, Fa La La La La, La La La La
We NEED to know how you are thriving! Fa La La La La, La La La La
Pay no attention to that red light, Fa La La, La La La, La La La
Why not hit that car on you’re
right? Fa La La La La, La La La La
See the Blazer torched before us, Fa La La La La, La La La La
Strike the crowd with a grand
flourish! Fa La La La La, La La La
La
Follow me off to the morgue, Fa La La, La La La, La La La
So you can view those whom you gored, Fa La La La La, La La La La
Post you’re Selfies up on Facebook, Fa La La La La, La La La La
So the victims’ families can have a
look. Fa La La La La, La La La La
Follow you’re ass into the courtroom, Fa La La, La La La, La La La
Where the jury will
decide your doom! Fa La La La La, La La La La |
| Nah! We're good! |
Simple. Every day when I walk down the street, I see drivers clutching tightly (not just holding... clutching for dear life!) their smart phones either texting or taking a Selfie. Guess what, folks? That's an accident waiting to happen.
So, if you insist on taking a picture of yourself, please, for God's sake, pull over, put your car in "Park" then click away to your heart's content.
Oh, and give me a heads-up, so I can stay home that day. I really don't want to look at any more carnage on the road.
