I think initially in 2023 when I heard Donald was going to do this a second time, I gave him until the end of 2026 before he died, "passed away", as that saying goes.
Then Butler, Pennsylvania happened. A bit of a scare. Turns out it was a piece of glass from the teleprompter that nicked his ear, not a bullet as he tried to portray it, milking it for all the pain he could. Typical for a drama queen.
Then there were a few public appearances where he'd have a gauze bandage taped to his right ear; looked quite stupid, actually.
Artist's rendition of Gauze Bandage
Suffice it to say, that now, given his dietary habits, deteriorating health, cankles, rotting neck, neck "vagina" (which, EW!! ), I think it's safe to say we don't have to sweat over another assassination attempt.
Donald is just gonna take himself out.
I'm kinda waiting for something more like this:
Oh, and just for shits & giggles:
I know, I know... in bad taste. But is it, really given who he was?
By now you are painfully aware of the rather awkward demise of Kristi Noem and unceremonious removal of Pam Bondi as the head of the Department of Justice.
We'd like to take just a few brief moments to introduce you to the brand new Secretary and General Manager of Homeland Secretary Marquayne Moulin, er, Mullin.
From left: Jimmywayne, Larrawayne, Marquayne, twins Lynettewayne & Ivywayne, sister wife, Christie, Jaycewayne and Andrewwayne.
What a strapping young family they are! All somehow related by blood, too!
Many, MANY in MAGA WORLD are already going into full-speed-ahead conspiracy theory mode about how "it was a set up", or "a staged event", which I have to say, smells familiar and extremely plausible given Trump's remarks shortly after being ushered back to the White House:
In the news conference following the shooting, Trump pushed
for his project, saying, “This is why we have to have all of the
attributes of what we’re planning at the White House … It’s actually a
larger room, and it’s much more secure. It’s drone-proof. It’s
bulletproof glass. We need the ballroom. That’s why Secret Service,
that’s why the military are demanding it.”
The 90,000-square-foot ballroom that’s being built atop the
former East Wing is necessary for hosting large state events, Trump has
said. ---------------- This is how CNN covered it:
A couple of things here: 1) Donald, if you really didn't want to go, you easily could have stayed home and ordered-in DoorDash again. 2) You're STILL NOT GETTING your 90,000 square foot ballroom over the hole-in-the-ground where The East Wing used to be.
You're going to have to let that one go. Sorry, Chunky.
It was later reported, after Donald and his rag-tag group of little friends returned to the White House Briefing Room, this was the scene:
...and then this tweet from Chip Roy, just because:
And, of course, because he just can't shut up:
The shooter, although he breached the initial security checkpoint, did NOT make it into the ballroom where the actual dinner was being held.
Now, I'm not an expert in body language, but those first 3 updated images certainly seem to indicate everyone is fine, feeling rather jovial, happy and safe.
Which leads one to the conclusion that this whole damn thing at the White House Correspondents' Dinner was, as Donald so often puts it, "A scam, a hoax, a witch hunt."
Yup. 'nuff said. You're still not getting your ballroom.
Easter egg hunts, chocolate bunnies, pastel dresses with bows, the Easter Bunny.
Ah, Easter morning 2026... and then this from, well, you know who:
Our former allies apparently aren't stepping in quickly enough to save his sorry ass, so he's going to rain down fire & fury on Iran the same way he threatened to do with the Supreme Leader of North Korea several years ago. Yeah, that went well, too.
Still no end in sight. Still no exit strategy or even "concepts of an exit strategy."
Nothing. Zero. Zip. Nada.
But then what would you expect from a tired, sagging old, sack of poop? Maybe Marco or Pete or JD can change his diaper. It's probably well past time.
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UPDATE TUES. APR. 7,2026
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Trump pulls a T.A.C.O.
He put a two week "moratorium" on any more activity in the region so that Iran could "reconsider" its position. ( Yeah, like that's gonna happen! )
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UPDATE MON. JUNE 29,2026
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Apparently, Lonnie Skum's Grok AI, has been implicated in the bombing of that girl's school in Iran.
So, because you have ZERO attention span, you thought it would be a good idea to just start bombing Iran.
You know IF, Donald, IF you really are not listed anywhere in the "Epstein Files", why not insist, demand that YOUR Department of Justice, A.G. Pam Bondi, box up all those files and hand deliver all of that stuff to Congress? WHY NOT DO THAT, DONALD?
Why not? Because you know damn well, you're all over them files.
To make matters worse, what did Brainiac, I mean, Donald have the military do in the Gulf region? Remove any and all mine-sweeper ships that searched the ocean floor for mines, bombs that would disable or destroy oil tankers entering or attempting to leave through the Strait of Hormuz.
Slick, sleazy move there, Tex.
These are the bombs that Iran placed in the area to take out or disable those oil tankers:
Traffic in and out of the gulf region presently:
And as if all of this mess wasn't enough, Donald was on the phone recently to other world leaders, mostly in Europe, begging, pleading with them, to please, PLEASE help him get the Strait of Hormuz reopened.
Their responses were chilling at best. None were warm or welcoming and most offered nothing other than a, "Well, you started this. You finish it."
You didn't have a plan to begin with. You don't have an "exit strategy." You wanted this. Only YOU can fix this, Donald. So, FIX IT.
