New Draft?

So, let me get this straight.  Donald is considering implementing a draft even though the United States isn't "officially" at war with Iran?

Right.

Recently the bodies of six service members were peacefully transferred back into the possession of the United States: 

• SGT. 1ST CLASS NICOLE AMOR, 39
• SGT. 1ST CLASS NOAH TIETJENS, 42
• SGT. DECLAN COADY, 20
• CAPT. CODY KHORK, 35
• CHIEF WARRANT OFFICER 3 ROBERT MARZAN, 54
• MAJOR JEFFREY O'BRIEN, 45

And while we thank them for their service, we also need to acknowledge that they never should have been there to begin with. PERIOD. FULL STOP.

This is how their Commander-in-Chief greeted them upon their return:

As always, Donald has to be the center of attention and as inappropriate as possible. Out of place, out of touch, out of his mind.

Just once it would be great if he'd read the room. 

Olde. Tyrde. Rotting. Filthye. Haggard.

Ye Olde Queen, Donald Josephine Trump.

Well, I suppose only a queen in the way he behaves: tantrums, pancake makeup everywhere, cankles, the endless "Sir " stories of behemoth men weeping and feigning the desire to kiss him. 

...Yeah, right.  Not even Melania wants to be near that.

Assembling everyone who will come and listen into His Throne Room, 'scuse me, The Oval Office where they see him scribble using his adorable Sharpie marker.  Worthy of being put of The White House refrigerator!

Might be an A.I. image, but it certainly looks real enough. When you see an actual picture of  him in his ill-fitting blue or black suit inside the White House and then on one of his golf courses in his white outfits, he's usually twice the size when he plays golf. You can't fake that! 

Something else to ponder, to think about, when you see closeups of Donald, and it doesn't matter the time of day or night, he has no 5 o'clock shadow. None.  I don't think anyone believes that he spends time meticulously prepping his face, applying shaving cream or anything else other than that tacky "Norwegian Bronze " slop every morning before he ascends from his chambers where he enjoys his "Executive Time."

And, no idea what he put on his hand that one time, but it looked a whole lot like putty paste you might put on a wall to prime it before painting. 😂

The "cankles", not a clue what's going on there other than maybe Donald isn't wearing her compression stockings?

This is the latest "thing going on " behind Donald's right ear. What is it?  Doctor's are speculating  that it's something pre-cancerous.  Speculating only because, like the general public, they don't trust the "official" White House physician either. Apparently, there was/is some scarring and blistering for which the White House doctor has prescribed a cream and knowing how vain Donald, I have no doubt he'll be applying it regularly and religiously in order to aid in the swift disappearance of this visual menace!  

Because you know, for Donald, looks ARE everything. 
Brains, not so much. 

Wishful Thinking?

Always the one to be "proactive " rather than the lazy, slovenly pig we know him to be, which is "inactive" , Donald, AGAIN, is feebly attempting to project strength and virility! 

And, NO, Donald, it's not working. 

What I find most humorous about this is that one day, likely very soon, he will once again be not only "the hunted" but the "impeached and imprisoned". 

I'm looking forward to that day.

But hey, lard-ass, YOU do YOU.  

..."It's probably nothing, but..."

The resemblance is just uncanny, don't you think?

Can't possibly be a coincidence. 

The more you look at him, the more the fair maid Stephen Miller is looking like our dear, old friend, Dr. Evil.

Again, it's probably nothing.

 

I understand little Stephen enjoys cosplay almost as much as Krusty Gnome. Here is his latest offering:

 

 Just uncanny, isn't it?

I.C.E. & C.B.P. Activities

Donald and Kristi's "No Good, Very Bad January... 2026."

Don't be surprise or shocked or in awe. Donald wanted this. He campaigned on it.

"Remove, deport all illegal aliens." Yes, of course, we'll start with the most dangerous criminals. 

That lasted less than 5 minutes before turning on his own people, the very citizens he swore an oath to The Constitution to uphold. To protect. Matters nothing to him. Meer mortals, puny people. Yeah, right.

And now, here we are:

Renee Good AND Alex Pretti, dead. Murdered by I.C.E. agents, lead by his supreme scumbag, Greg Bovine, er, Bovino. Apparently, that is the price you pay for just existing, being an American citizen in Trump World.  

No fucking way, Donald. You WILL pay. One way or another.  

As Margaret Hamilton, in her role as the Wicked Witch of the West would say:
"All in good time, my pretty. All in good time. Patience."

Meantime, something to think about, if thinking is something you are even capable of:

 

 

 

Noble or Nobel or No Bueno or No Deal?

So, Trump's "Dept. of War" snatches up Venezuela's Maduro and his wife and puts them in a jail cell in the U.S.  Likely there until, well, who the hell knows.

And now, Venezuela's current "interim leader" Machado gives Trump her Nobel Peace Prize just because seems like a good idea, sure why not, right?

There's Mr. Citizen Trump with Mrs. Venezuela Machado Lady giving him the Nobel Peace Prize she'd recently received, apparently, could not wait to part with it.

 

What a nice, kind gesture from this South American Lady!

 

The problem with all of this?  

 

1) It's non-transferable, meaning it's STILL hers, physical plaque and monetary award.

 

2) Worthless in Citizen Mr. Kumquat's grimy paws. 

 

Regardless, he still has the stupid shit-eatin'-grin on his ugly mug because "nanny-nanny-boo-boo", I got the prize and YOU didn't!  

 

This is a much more believable award for little toddler Donald to win, pretty much any time:

Cuz that's the award you give to a useful idiot and Russian ASS-et