The Gospel According To Trump

The Art Of The Deal –

            By Donald J. Trump

If your side doesn’t do exactly what I say and bend to my demands, there is NO DEAL.

No negotiations.  No compromises on my part.  Nothing.

            Zero.  Zip.  Nada.

In his mind, IF he flinches or “gives in” on his border wall, he’ll be weak.   
            Who’s a snowflake now, Donny?

To quote that great little philosopher, Eric Cartman, that time he didn’t get his way:

            “I’m going home.”

That, in a nutshell, IS the ‘art of the deal’ according to Donald J. Trump. 

If and when things don’t go your way, you have a temper tantrum and storm out of the Oval Office. 

In 32 years, ‘The Art Of The Deal’ sold a total of 1.1 million copies. That’s about 1.1 million too many.