So, Trump's "Dept. of War" snatches up Venezuela's Maduro and his wife and puts them in a jail cell in the U.S. Likely there until, well, who the hell knows.
And now, Venezuela's current "interim leader" Machado gives Trump her Nobel Peace Prize just because seems like a good idea, sure why not, right?
There's Mr. Citizen Trump with Mrs. Venezuela Machado Lady giving him the Nobel Peace Prize she'd recently received, apparently, could not wait to part with it.
What a nice, kind gesture from this South American Lady!
The problem with all of this?
1) It's non-transferable, meaning it's STILL hers, physical plaque and monetary award.
2) Worthless in Citizen Mr. Kumquat's grimy paws.
Regardless, he still has the stupid shit-eatin'-grin on his ugly mug because "nanny-nanny-boo-boo", I got the prize and YOU didn't!
This is a much more believable award for little toddler Donald to win, pretty much any time:
Cuz that's the award you give to a useful idiot and Russian ASS-et

