It's just a matter of time, really.
I think initially in 2023 when I heard Donald was going to do this a second time, I gave him until the end of 2026 before he died, "passed away", as that saying goes.
Then Butler, Pennsylvania happened. A bit of a scare. Turns out it was a piece of glass from the teleprompter that nicked his ear, not a bullet as he tried to portray it, milking it for all the pain he could. Typical for a drama queen.
Then there were a few public appearances where he'd have a gauze bandage taped to his right ear; looked quite stupid, actually.
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Suffice it to say, that now, given his dietary habits, deteriorating health, cankles, rotting neck, neck "vagina" (which, EW!! ), I think it's safe to say we don't have to sweat over another assassination attempt.
Donald is just gonna take himself out.
I'm kinda waiting for something more like this:
