Happy Birthday, Sir Paul!

 Happy Birthday, Sir Paul McCartney!

 

 

Wish you the best birthday ever! 

Secrete of Homeland Scrutiny, Krusty Gnome

This is the seal of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, or DHS.

This is the Secretary/Director of the 
Department of Homeland Security, 
Kristi Noem, a.k.a. Krusty Gnome.

You may not recognize Gnome because she's 
not wearing one of her many cosplay outfits put together by 
her team of "hair, makeup and lighting."

Maybe one of these will refresh your memory:

As far as we know that's not the late Cricket next to Gnome.

Note the $60,000 Rolex, a necessary accessory

I think this one is a much more fitting 
picture of her "non-serious" mug:

"Krusty Gnome"

 

And yet for all of that bullshit "cosplay", we're expected to take her seriously. 

She doesn't take any of the harm she's doing seriously 
so tell us again why we should do so?  

Belated Birthday Greetings, Don-OLD (*raspberry sound*)

Failing health

Temporal Frontal Dementia

White Supremacists

Misogynist

Oh, and weeping, crying at his 79th birthday/military parade 

The "turn-out", attendance in Washington D.C. apparently was a "pretty average Saturday". 

And then there was the crazy security measures, because, ya know, Don-Old.

 Apparently there were tons of drones, too. I bet those things caught a bunch of empty, open spaces.

 

 

Ah, but wait. There's more:

 As if that's not enough, widdle Donnie is still fuming angry about the turn-out for HIS birthday celebration.  

 

 

 

I almost forgot the most important thing -- the price tag:

a measly, paltry bit of pocket change

$45,000,000