Make 'Em Laugh! (Don't You Know The Whole World Loves To Laugh!)

This year, the last of Donald Jessica Trump's presidency, was just awful.  He may have come in with a *bang!*, but he's going out kicking, screaming and whining because he didn't get his way, i.e., 4 more years in office to do decades of damage to the planet.  

The votes are ALL-IN, counted, tabulated, recounted and now finalized.  Number 45, Donald Trump is out.  Number 46, Joseph R. Biden IS IN!  The American people have spoken, Donald.  Time to pack it up, take all the little decorative soaps, towels and bathrobes that fat, orange suitcase can hold, and leave.  Don't let the door slap that fat, flabby ass on the way out, either. Well, maybe.

So now, kids, time for laughs.  Some of you, maybe many of you, will remember this film from the 1950s:

One of my favorite scenes  features Donald O'Connor, "Make 'Em Laugh!"

It's fun watching Mr. O'Connor dance, sing, bounce around the movie set.  You can tell he's enjoying it, too!

Now, let's laugh it up, looking at another Donald. Oh, you know who it is!

Emily "Karen" Murphy - General Services Administration

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Emily.  For our purposes here, let's refer to her as "Karen", because that's pretty much how she's behaving... like a Karen.

This is Karen, I mean, Emily:

Looks like a nice, young White woman, right?  Yeah, pretty much.

She's an attorney, is apparently a very smart, dedicated, concise person, and very good at her job, according to friends who know her.

Sounds great so far.  So, what could possibly be the issue with Karen?

I'm so glad you asked.  

It seems that young Emily, 47 years old, has one job right now, but she's confused and conflicted about what to do in regards to President-Elect Joe Biden and his incoming administration to the disbursement of ascertainment funds and little things like Security Briefings, which are necessary to bring the new President up-to-speed with security related issues domestic and worldwide.

The confusion and conflict for little Emily is well, "I can't just release the funds or sign off on this because it's so much like the 2000 election." Expect Emily, here's the problem: The 2000 election was limited to one state and that eventually went to the Supreme Court.  This election, 2020, is NOTHING like the 2000 election.  People voted in record numbers, in-person, by mail and by absentee ballots.  According to government officials, chosen by YOUR BOSS, this was the most secure election in our nation's history.  

Your boss, Donald Jessica Trump, lost by over 5 million legally case votes, 306 to 232 Electoral votes, and yet Karen, Emily, where exactly is your confusion and conflict?

*crickets*

Exactly my point.

Here's the thing, Emily.  In 2 months you'll be out of a job.  Donald Trump will be out of a job.  As an attorney, in that pretty little bubble head of yours, you know damn well the right thing to do:  Sign the ascertainment documents NOW, and get this over with, because continuing to put it off, won't end well for the country.  

You might be able to get out with a moniker of dignity, if you move fast on this.

Donald J. Trump NEVER Wanted to Govern

Donald Trump *never* wanted to govern.
He wanted to RULE.

Governing, working together, is VERY HARD WORK, not something Donald Trump is accustomed to doing. Ever.
The Art Of The Deal can be summed up thusly:
"My way or the highway."

RULING, by contrast, is very easy, perfect for a lazy, slovenly man who's overweight, idle, indolent, slothful, work-shy, shiftless, loafing, inactive, inert, sluggish, lethargic, languorous, listless, torpid, enervated, slow-moving, lackadaisical and in failing health.  

Oh, and "dotard".  Don't forget dotard.  Covfefe!

Donald Trump has plenty of examples of Rulers around the world from which to draw experience:

• Kim Jung Un
• Vladimir Putin
• Mohammed bin Salman
• Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
• Xi Jinping
• Rodrigo Duterte

 That's the abbreviated list.  Check this out:

These are the men Donald J. Trump admires and looks up to.

Remember that.

Our "New" Reality

Left is right.

Up is down.

Over is under.

East is west.

No, it's not "Opposite Day" in Middle School.  It's not a "Month of Sundays", either.

It IS, however, what's rattling around inside President Donald Jessica Trump's big, hollow, head.

And the entire planet is having to suffer through it.  

Why?  The answer's very simple, because, well, it originates with our Simpleton-In-Chief Donald Jessica Trump:  THAT'S HOW I DEMAND THINGS TO BE.  PERIOD.  Doesn't matter that I'm 74 years old.  My health is failing.  I eat anything around that doesn't move, but is still alive. None of that matters.

WELCOME TO MY WORLD!

Down the Rabbit Hole,

...and into the Upside Down.

Donnie, Time To Pull Up Your "Big Boy" Panties

CNN anchor Jake Tapper on Saturday evening had a simple message for President Donald Trump: Grow up.

“He’s not a seven-year-old kid who lost an ice-skating competition,” Tapper said of Trump during a panel discussion of the president’s refusal to concede the election and repeatedly allege—without evidence—widespread voter fraud and an effort to “steal” the election from him.

“He is a 74-year-old president of the United States and he lost re-election, and you know what? That’s OK. That happens,” the CNN anchor continued. “His emotional needs, frankly, are irrelevant.”

Tapper concluded: “I don’t think we need to bend over backwards and pretend that the country moving on and MAGA nation moving on depends upon what Joe Biden does, like Joe Biden is going to do what he can, and if a chunk of the leaders of the Republican Party want to drag the nation down with them, that’s up to them. He’s going to be governing and they can even join him or get out of the way.”

The truth hurts.  It’s messy.  It’s painful.  But, it’s the truth and not fake news, a conspiracy theory, or alternative facts.

Truth matters.  Honesty matters.  Trump, however, no longer matters. He had his chance, his opportunity to “Make America Great Again”.  

NEWS FLASH:  It was already great long before you came along, Fatty McOrangeface.

While we’re here, another question:

“Why does literally everything have to be a conspiracy theory?”  Seriously. Why?

Why can’t it just be that the people of the United States overwhelmingly have spoken and although you got  72,649,691 votes to Biden’s  77,966,468 votes (306 to 232 Electoral votes), why can’t that simply mean that Donald Trump lost an election? 

Why does it have to be election fraud and a stolen election? 

The facts and numbers simply don’t lie… much like Trump does, repeatedly.

These repeated attacks and conspiracy theories are incredibly dangerous, not to mention how they entitle and embolden his supporters.  That’s a very bad thing.

Thankfully, we have in place law enforcement officers and laws, which people, ALL people (supporters or not) must abide by.

 Now, if you are questioning if that's a real quote from Abraham Lincoln, or if the internet even existed in 1865, then you seriously, immediately need to do more, actual research into YOUR news sources.  Of course, there was no internet in 1865.  Modern computers weren't even invented until the 1940s, almost 80 years after Lincoln was alive.

Please, PLEASE, pay attention to your news sources because Q-Anon and broadcast news sources like Fox News, One American Network (OAN) and NewsMax pedal and openly distribute questionable, false, dangerous lies, oh and conspiracy theories.    

That's a very bad thing.

Oh, and one last thing.  You know what isn't fake news?  The multiple lawsuits awaiting the 74-year-old toddler in Depends in New York state and Florida after January 20, 2021.  Those are all very real, and include prison time as a potential sentence. 

"What his followers will see, once he is out of office, is that there were a lengthy string of losses, losses, losses and that in effect is going to be part of his legacy when we look back at this."

Losing a failed re-election bid should be the least of his concerns right now.  

Newly Confirmed Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett

Amy Coney Barrett

 

During her Senate confirmation hearing, Judge Barrett (born in 1972) was Donald Trump’s third and, hopefully, final Supreme Court Justice.

California Senator Feinstein asked if Barrett, too, would “be a consistent vote to roll back hard-fought freedoms and protections for the LGBT community”. To this, Barrett responded that she had “no agenda”, a line that Scalia himself used during his own confirmation hearing.

“I do want to be clear that I have never discriminated on the basis of sexual preference and would not discriminate on the basis of sexual preference,” she added.

At those same hearings, Ms. Barrett, Amy (from now on known as “Justice Karen”), made this statement about LGBTQ individuals:

She believed "that sexual orientation is merely a preference," then the LGBTQ community should be "rightly concerned" whether the judge would uphold their constitutional right to marry.

 

Really, Amy?  Seriously??

Is it your preference to have a pair of breasts, mammary glands, attached to your chest?  

Is it your preference to have a vagina implanted between your legs?

Is it your preference to believe you are holier-than-thou and remove a woman’s right to an abortion, simply because you are incapable of ever conceiving again?

Being born LGBTQ is no more a preference or choice than yours is to have your female body parts, Amy.

Oh, and feigning ignorance on that issue, 100%, absolutely disqualifies you from a position on the nation’s highest court, The Supreme Court.

Being less than 50 years old should automatically disqualify you, if for no other reason than you simply haven’t earned your legal chops yet.