“Try Something New…”

“Try Something New…”

That is daughter-wife Ivanka’s message to out-of-work people across the U.S. in the wake of the coronavirus.  Pretty simple, right?  Just try something new.

So tone-deaf.  And inappropriate.  She who lives off of the fat-orange-baby-man’s money telling hard-working Americans to just try something new.

When was the last time Princess, daughter-wife Ivanka ever broke a sweat doing literally anything?

I’m going with the 1970s, before she was born.  (Of course she was not around then, not born until Halloween Eve, October 30, 1981)  After that, NO, she’s never worked a day in her life, likewise with Hans & Fritz (Donnie Jr., and Airwick, er, Airhead, um, Eric.) The Trump children, with the possible exception of Barron and Tiffany, are well, a joke.  None of them have ever worked a day in their entitled, arrogant adult lives.  They have their so-called "father" to provide for them.  (Which begs the question, What happens when the gravy train runs dry?)

But the notion of good, decent hard-working Americans simply trying something new, right now, when so many businesses are failing, going bankrupt, or just scraping by… NO.  That’s a terrible idea, and frankly, again, WAY PASSED TIME for the entitled, tone-deaf little princess and man-child husband to go back to New York City where they belong.  (And FYI, no that’s not racist or anti-Semitic, because they’re both pasty white… like me)

That Twitter profile is quite the joke, too.  She completely forgot daughter-wife.  Advisor to POTUS?  Seriously?

And of course, you know, we, the tax payers of the country are paying for this nonsense 4 months before her father’s demise, I mean, the General Election in November.

I think Krystal’s comments are spot-on as well!

Oh, and then there's this:

 

Another clear Ethics violation by daughter-wife, dimwit. Public officials, such as Ivanka, are NOT allowed to push/sell products.  Ask Kellyanne.  
Why?  Simple.  It gives the appearance that the President is for sale.   

Oh wait.  He IS for sale.  
"Russia, if you're listening..."

Breakfast Laziness?

You’ve seen these commercials online or on TV.  Daily Harvest.  www.DailyHarvest.com/

The actress makes a random comment about how, “I never had time for breakfast until I found/discovered Daily Harvest.”

Okay, let’s go with that.  She’s clearly in her late 20s to mid-30s, millennial likely, and just after this shot, she’s seen with her smartphone texting someone.  Here’s a thought:  Put DOWN your phone, crack open a couple of eggs and make some toast.  Pretty sure even you can handle that.  But maybe not.  Her phone is probably just TOO important to set on the counter for 15 minutes.  THAT’S how important she is.

Oh look!  Now he can be a lazy millennial, too! Because we all KNOW, millennials can ONLY eat food from boxes delivered directly to them at home.  Otherwise, it’s poison, right?

And here she is WITH her breakfast smoothie in hand. NOW she’s ready to face the day.  Because, again, she NEVER had time for a regular, sit-down meal, in this case breakfast, BEFORE she found Daily Harvest!

A few different, MUST-HAVE, varieties of Daily Harvest breakfasts… delivered TO YOUR HOME, so you can eat like a VERY BUSY millennial, too!

**Note: Now, is this really about Daily Harvest?  Of course not.  And yes, LOTS of sarcasm here.  I have no idea how they taste, how much they cost, the process of making these from the items enclosed in each package… none of that.  I do, however, make breakfast, from scratch, every single day. Not that hard. Doesn’t take that long. Just about 15 minutes total.  And in case you’re wondering, nope, I’m not a millennial and I don’t have the, apparent, pressure on myself to NOT eat breakfast until I magically discover something like Daily Harvest.

Sadly, with this particular type of marketing, Daily Harvest reinforces what older generations already know and experience from millennials:  Lazy, arrogant, entitled, pampered, coddled… yes, I’ll stop here because it would be way too easy to continue.

Hey, maybe Daily Harvest is worth trying.  Who knows?