Slackers, and Saggers, and Drag Queens. Oh my!

Slackers can sag, but rarely do drag,
And saggers can slack but not with handbags.
Drag Queens can slack but they never sag,
And slackers can drag but not when they sag.

Now, Drag Queens can slack,
If they have the knack,
Although not in a garbage sack colored jet black.

Saggers can do drag,
Wave a rainbow flag,
But not after the red-eye flight with jet lag.

Slackers can do drag,
Make puppy tails wag,
Not when they’ve sprayed themselves all over with Tag.

Slackers can slack,
Saggers they sag,
Drag Queens can do drag, wave flags with jet lag…
… the Drag Queens, not the flags!

However, if the flags came from Singapore, 
And arrived at a quarter to four, they’d have jet lag,
And for sure, start to sag.